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Guaranteed Profits

Written by Jason Williams
Posted October 17, 2022

What a week we just had! I mean, what a month… What a year!

It’s not been very fun to be a long-term investor in 2022. It’s not been fun to be any kind of investor, really

I’m sure not enjoying it. And I assume you aren’t either.

There’s just been this feeling of helplessness permeating the markets and the global economy.

I stopped putting new money into the market sometime in late 2021.

Things just seemed too unstable to last. Something seemed like it was going to give.

But I didn’t do anything “crazy” like sell everything and go 100% cash.

In hindsight, that wouldn’t have been too crazy…

Granted, inflation would have eaten into that cash value by nearly 10%.

But it would've been a whole lot better than the 25%–50% most stocks are down this year.

Maybe I should have gone against conventional wisdom and sold everything.

But, as my therapist used to say, “You can’t go around ‘shoulding’ on yourself.”

At the same time, it was tough to watch as nearly half of what I did still have in the markets basically evaporated.

I finally know how my parents and friends’ parents felt last time the markets crashed like this and they watched as half their retirement savings vanished in what amounted to the blink of an eye.

It’s not a good feeling. It’s made dealing with just about everything else in life much harder.

It’s probably why we’re seeing a lot more anger in society these days.

It’s probably also why people are looking for a scapegoat to blame everything bad on.

So if you’re feeling a little helpless or scared or just depressed about the condition of your retirement accounts and the rising cost of just about everything (except your stock investments)…

Don’t worry. You’re in good company. We’re all right there with you.

But, as my grandmother used to say, “When you feel like crying, you’ve got to cry, but when you’re done crying, you’ve got to go on living.”

And I get it if you feel like having a “good cry” every once in a while in this market.

But you can’t get caught up in “the feels.” You’ve got to go on living.

And in the markets, you can’t get caught up in the fears.

If you ever hope to recover from the losses we were all just forced to take, you’ve got to go on investing.

But I understand if you’re a little scared about putting your money into a market that can’t decide which way is up and doesn’t behave rationally at all.

In a time like this, you need guarantees.

Bank accounts guarantee to hold your money and insure it up to a certain amount.

And they guarantee to pay you a certain amount of interest for every dollar you put in there.

Granted, they also basically guarantee that you’ll be losing money since the interest rates they offer are far lower than the rate of inflation cutting into the value of your dollars.

But they do offer the guarantee that your money will still be there when you go to take it out.

It’s not quite so easy finding those kinds of guarantees in the stock market anymore.

But they’re still there. There are still investments that guarantee you’ll get paid no matter what happens.

And I want to share one of them today…

You’ve Heard of Big Tech, but How About “Big Grocery”?

Just the other day, major grocery store chain Kroger made an official offer to buy its competitor, Albertsons.

It’s not been approved by the Albertsons board or shareholders yet.

And with the current administration that’s administering things in D.C., you can bet your bottom dollar it’ll face a challenge in the courts.

But if you look at the details, it should get approved by everyone.

Kroger is offering $34.10 a share, which is a full 28% premium to Albertsons share price as I’m typing this up.

Albertsons shareholders are likely to appreciate that number. It’s actually just under the all-time-high price of the stock.

So we can almost guarantee the deal makes it past that roadblock.

And while it would make Kroger the second-biggest grocer by number of stores (only Walmart would have more), it would not cut into the market share of the other major grocery chains like Target and Costco.

That’s one of the main reasons Kroger’s management is so certain that the merger will make it through regulatory review.

So there’s basically a guaranteed buyer of these Albertsons shares that has guaranteed it will pay 28% more than what they’re selling for right now.

That’s basically a guaranteed profit of 28%, while the markets could easily fall another 20% before all is said and done.

But that’s not all.

Getting Paid to Be Yourself

You see, Albertson’s also just announced it will be paying a special dividend to everyone who owns shares before the close of business on October 21… just for being shareholders.

The dividend is worth $6.85 a share!

That’s about 25.7% of the share price (again, as I type this article).

So right now you’ve got a company guaranteeing it’ll buy these shares from you for $7.46 more than what they cost on the open market…

AND you’ve got a company guaranteeing that if you own the shares by the close of business on October 10, it’ll give you an extra $6.85.

Add that up and you’ve got a guarantee that you can buy Albertson’s today for $26.64 and by the time all is said and done, you’ll collect $14.31 in profit.

That’s a guaranteed 53.7% gain in a market that’s about to tank another 20%.

I don’t know about you, but I’ll take that kind of deal all day long.

And the thing is, that’s not the only guarantee out there you can scoop up right now to ensure you’ve got some profits to spend later…

Bezos-Backed Bonanza

You see, there are other opportunities out there to claim guaranteed income like that Albertsons dividend…

And one of the biggest of them has a payout date coming in the next few months.

Not only that, but it’s basically backed by one of the richest people in the world: Jeff Bezos.

If there’s anyone who can guarantee they'll make a payment worth billions of dollars in a market like this, it’s someone who’s worth hundreds of billions of dollars like Jeffrey.

Oh, did I forget to mention that this payout is worth a grand total of well over $2.3 BILLION?

How’s that for a guaranteed profit!?

And the best part of it all is that you don’t have to be an Amazon shareholder to collect it like the Albertsons one.

You don’t even have to be a Prime member or even buy things on Amazon’s marketplace.

You don’t even have to like Amazon to collect this cash.

All you have to do is put your name on the list of people who’ve already requested a share of it.

Once you do that, you just sit back and wait for your guaranteed payout to come rolling in.

And once you get that payment, it’s yours to keep and do with as you please.

So what would you do with a share of $2.3 BILLION?

Would you save it to reinvest when the market reaches a bottom?

I’m sure you could use at least some of it to offset the increased cost of everything.

Or maybe you penciled out a vacation this year (because everything else costs so much more)…

If that’s you, this payout could be your ticket to putting that vacation back on the to-do list.

Or, since it’s getting close to that time of year, you could use it to make Christmas shopping a little less painful on the wallet.

The possibilities are literally endless. It’s your money. You can do whatever you want with it.

All you’ve got to do is let them know you want it.

Secure Your Prime Payout TODAY

So if that sounds like a good deal…

If you like the idea of guaranteeing yourself a chunk of change…

If steady income would add some security in a very insecure world…

Then you’re going to want to pay very close attention to the presentation I’m about to share with you…

Because it’s got all the details on how you can get yourself set up to guarantee you get a share of that MULTIBILLION-DOLLAR payout:

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And after you’ve secured that payment, you can pick up some of those Albertsons shares and guarantee yourself some more profit.

Just don’t hit the snooze button on either opportunity.

The profits are only guaranteed if you set yourself up to get them before everyone else already has.

So take a few minutes today to secure your “Bezos-backed bonanza” and your Albertsons appreciation.

You can thank me when the payments come rolling in while the market keeps falling down.

To your wealth,


Jason Williams

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After graduating Cum Laude in finance and economics, Jason designed and analyzed complex projects for the U.S. Army. He made the jump to the private sector as an investment banking analyst at Morgan Stanley, where he eventually led his own team responsible for billions of dollars in daily trading. Jason left Wall Street to found his own investment office and now shares the strategies he used and the network he built with you. Jason is the founder of Main Street Ventures, a pre-IPO investment newsletter; the founder of Future Giants, a nano cap investing service; the editor of Alpha Profit Machine, an algorithmic trading service designed specifically for retail investors; and authors The Wealth Advisory income stock newsletter. He is also the managing editor of Wealth Daily. To learn more about Jason, click here.

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